so… you made it here. what is gayteboard?

gayteboard is a team of five individuals who work toward a common goal: saving the universe. but their universe is not exactly our universe. it is a parallel universe where the five demigods, bimpus, spimbgo, kunggler, kfbs, and booty hospital were sent to their earth to preserve humanity and protect it from evil. besides the demigods, the only difference between our universe and theirs is that video games are real and you can get stuck inside them. don’t worry, for most of the games, you don’t die in real life if you die in the game.

the story of gayteboard is not to be taken as truth, but an allegorical tale to prepare you for the evils of your own universe. their five members’ values are tools for navigating your life.